we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her
ok what this picture of my dog literally has more notes than any selfie i have ever taken like excuse me this bitch dont even pay rent and all she does is sleep eat and shit on the lawn like wtf the struggle is real
- Camera: iPhone 4S
- Aperture: f/2.4
- Exposure: 1/120th
- Focal Length: 4mm
21st May 2013
Reblogged From albinopanda22
Notes: 33506
>people who call cyrodill “oblivion”
Seeing someone get on their knee before me
lordy
Grumpy Alistair, #14/25
Played 218 times.Alistair: So tell me something, do you feel pain when you get hit in combat?
Shale: This is when It squeals loudly and spurts blood about? This is when It feels pain?
Alistair: Uhh, maybe. I’ve seen you take some bad hits. Don’t you feel anything?
Shale: Anger, rage even. Perhaps a little distress. Is this pain?
Alistair: I’m not sure, I don’t think I’d call it distress exactly. It’s more, *Insert Alistair’s hilarious yelling sound*
Shale: For me it is more, *Shale’s grunting*.
Alistair: That sounds more like a bowel movement. I mean that sharp, stabbing *More yelling*. Like that.
Shale: No. Nothing like that.
Alistair: No? Huh. Good to know.
im not gonna abandon ship just because there’s a new captain.
(Source: originalgrin)
Being rough
if you say my name a lot i’ll fall in love with you
